Wednesday, December 30, 2009

NEW YEARS EVE SHOW

We're punching a hole through the wall that is 2009 and rolling around in the precious goods on the other side of that wall, and those precious goods are, indeed, the glories of 2010.

We want you to be there too. Pleas purchase tickets here -- NEW YEARS EVE!

And if you can't make it tomorrow, come to one of the shows this weekend, at the regular time. Of course, by then 2010 will be old news.

See you.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Holiday Break

51 weeks of TMLMTBGB in 2010! Each year we take a short break to gather a wits, and maybe get out of town for the holidays.  Usually we take two weeks off, but this year in our maddness we are only taking one! This year we are dark December 25, 26 & 27.

We return on New Year's Eve for a special Neo-Years Eve performance of TMLMTBGB!


We return to our regular scheduled programming on January 1st and start stacking up a whole new year of Neo-Goodness! 

Please enjoy this photo of John Denver with Kermit and Gonzo. 
Happy Holidays! 

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Merry Holy Crap!

This was sent by Phil Ridarelli to the whole cast. I know at its heart it is only an advertisement for some "corporation", but I thought the video was so perfect for our logo that I had to pay the 5 bucks to purchase this for us.


Best of 2009 Preview Dec 18, 19, 20, and ZINES



Remember the zine? Those crude, handmade, paper publications with sketchy, jagged, mostly black and white hand-drawn artwork on the cover, over stacked on the back-of-the-store bookshelves of independent bookstores?

Truth is: neither do I.

BUT, I'm getting more into it. And I like what I see. Tim and I had a great talk with a really smart and cool gal over at Quimby's Bookstore, in Wicker Park, where they still have a zine shelf. Go buy their stuff.

What I'm getting at: every year for the "Best of"weeks, the Neos try to have a zine which they allow you to purchase. This zine includes the best plays of that year, assembled in an exciting, tangible, paper form. It's a nice souvenir to cap off your Too Much Light experience of the past 12 months.

This year, we're trying something new with this idea. We're going to assemble plays and notes on plays, napkins and coasters with plays on them; we're digging through our closets for receipts and love letters and parking tickets-- anything that got our brains writing plays this year-- and we're going to smash it all together, awesomely, and give it to you (the audience) in a digital format, for FREE. It won't just be "the Best of the Year" zine. It will be "THE YEAR" zine.

More on this in 2010, when we are closer to actually having the thing made. I just want you all getting excited about all things zine, for the time being.

Here are the plays we will do this weekend, written and performed by Phil, Tim, Genevra, John, Kurt, Megan, Greg, Ryan, Jessica, and Caitlin:

  • (luhv): noun (Phil Ridarelli)
  • Sham(e) (Phil Ridarelli)
  • Neo-Hypnotic (Phil Ridarelli)
  • Still-Life with Orange Slice (Tim Reid)
  • Tim's Hot and Cold (Tim Reid)
  • Rock-a-bye (Tim Reid)
  • Guac-a-mole (John Pierson)
  • A Playground That is Dark and Gray (John Pierson)
  • One of the Most Outrageous Things I've Ever Said While Sitting Down (John Pierson)
  • A Wee Bit of Mindfulness for Ego Concerns and Other Seeming Disasters (Genevra Gallo-Bayiates)
  • Alone Together Alone (Genevra Gallo-Bayiates)
  • Dream Your Troubles Away (Genevra Gallo-Bayiates)
  • Granite Countertops (Kurt Chiang)
  • The Age of Pie (Kurt Chiang)
  • An' They'll All Be a' Drinkin' a' th' Neo (Kurt Chiang)
  • girlie girlie dum dum play (Megan Mercier)
  • august osage fuck you (Megan Mercier)
  • attention whore's ballet (Megan Mercier)
  • Love It When You Ask (Greg Allen)
  • Crooner (Greg Allen)
  • Mutual (Greg Allen)
  • Another Play Inspired by my Dog (Ryan Walters)
  • ATTEMPT (Ryan Walters)
  • And Then I Heard the Pixies (Ryan Walters)
  • Abstracted Hanging Light Play With Caitlin (Jessica Anne)
  • Jet Lag (Jessica Anne)
  • Just Give Me a Jamaican Accent and a Calculator (Jessica Anne)
  • Can you find the play? (Caitlin Stainkin)
  • SQUEEZE (Caitlin Stainkin)
  • Insult. Dance. Repeat. (Caitlin Stainkin)

Good, then. Hey, another thing: comment on this blog about things that you remember from this year, regarding the Neo-Futurists. We will review your comments, and our favorites will be published within the Best of 2009 digital zine. Tell us your stories. Shock and surprise us. Make us smile. Thanks.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

The Neo-Futurists Want YOU - to take classes


While your at the theater this weekend, why don't you make a creative and executive decision for yourself simultaneously and start taking our classes? Here are what we are offering this blistery winter.

NEO CLASS OFFERINGS WINTER 2010

A VERY NEO-FUTURIST ADAPTATION

INSTRUCTORS: CHLOE JOHNSTON AND RACHEL CLAFF

WEDNESDAYS 7-10PM

JAN. 6 – FEB. 24

8 WEEKS

Do you have an idea? How about using someone else's? In this class, we'll learn how to use the Neo-Futurist aesthetic to adapt works of fiction, non-fiction, and everything in between, for the stage. The Neos have a long history of exploring existent texts and works of art through performance in prime time shows like "A Very Neo-Futurist Christmas Carol," "Mr. Fluxus," "Windmilled: Tilting at Don Quixote." Participants will be expected to come to the first class with a topic or work of literature in mind. We encourage writers who are interested in creating their own, full-length work.

NEO-FUTURIST PERFORMANCE WORKSHOP

INSTRUCTORS: JOHN PIERSON AND BILAL DARDAI

SATURDAYS 1-4PM

JAN. 9 – FEB. 27

8 WEEKS

Over the course of eight three-hour classes we will explore the basic theory and practice of Neo-Futurism - a new form of personal, immediate, non-illusory, audience-interactive performance. You will be introduced to classic Neo-Futurist exercises in task-based action, collage, self-expression, and absolute truth on stage. The class will also be given bi-weekly assignments to bring in original pieces exploring autobiography, audience participation, and site-specific staging. By the end of the workshop, you will emerge with a new handle on how to create an artistic response to your life and your immediate surroundings. There is no need to have acting experience, just the boldness and creativity to stand up and express yourself. All are welcome!

INTRO TO TOO MUCH LIGHT: Writing and Performing the Two-Minute Play

INSTRUCTORS: BILAL DARDAI AND GENEVRA GALLO-BAYIATES

SUNDAYS 2-5PM

JAN. 10 – FEB. 28

8 WEEKS

Ever wonder how Neo-Futurists create plays for Too Much Light? This workshop will explore the process and tools needed to create a 2-minute play in the Too Much Light style. We will examine specific play formulas and styles that recur on our stage. Students will write from their own life experiences and then examine staging techniques that will equip their scripts with mind-blowing, low-budget, renegade-theatrics. This class will mimic the actual weekly process of the show Too Much Light, focusing on our techniques for generating ideas and showing you how to write, stage and perform your own scripts. The class culminates in a student-written performance of 20 plays in 40 minutes in our theater - with a live audience and everything! No experience necessary.

All classes are $250.

All classes will meet at the Neo-Futurarium 5153 N. Ashland Ave. Chicago, IL 60640

Class size is limited to 15 on a first-come first-serve registration.

To register, go to www.neofuturists.org. There you can choose which class you'd like to take. You can pay online through our website or send a non-refundable registration check for half of the amount ($125) made out to "The Neo-Futurists" to The Neo-Futurarium at 5153 North Ashland Ave., Chicago, IL, 60640. Full payment is due at the first class.

Preview for Anniversary Best of 2009 Show Dec 11,12, 13

This weekend marks the 21st anniverary of Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind, and we're going to celebrate by performing Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind. We would like to celebrate with you.

For the next two weekends, we are performing our favorite plays of the year. We're assuming that, because they are our favorites, they are also the best of the year. Regardless, it will be an excellent show, and an excellent review of what the hell happened this year.

These shows are also special because we don't cap the cast off at 8. We're going to have 10 people up there: Kurt, Greg, Ryan, Genevra, Jessica, John, Tim, Megan, Caitlin, and Phil. We would have more, but a chunk of our people are in Washington DC at the Woolly Mammoth Theatre.

Here's the menu of plays. Do you recognize any?

  • Hate Yourself! (Kurt Chiang)
  • Tribute to Merce Cunningham; Scripted Movements in Chance Performance (Kurt Chiang)
  • Good Game (Kurt Chiang)
  • Bad Review (Greg Allen)
  • Twin Peaks (Greg Allen)
  • Your cholesterol is a little high, please give me a call. . . (Ryan Walters)
  • And Then I Heard the Pixies (Ryan Walters)
  • WHAT THE F@#K? F@#K THIS! (Ryan Walters)
  • Taiko P-B-n-J (Genevra Gallo-Bayiates)
  • We still miss you (Genevra Gallo-Bayiates)
  • A Wee Bit of Mindfulness for Ego Concerns and Other Seeming Disasters (Genevra Gallo-Bayiates)
  • Sprinkle this on Your Morning Flakes (Jessica Anne)
  • Just Give me a Jamaican Accent and a Calculator (Jessica Anne)
  • A Non Specific To Do List, The Violent Comfort of Toast, And Those Recurring Ophelia Themes (Jessica Anne)
  • I Can't (John Pierson)
  • Hello Lamppost (John Pierson)
  • Musical Chairs With Arbitrary Thresholds (John Pierson)
  • Swine Lake (John Pierson)
  • Honeycrisp (Tim Reid)
  • Cold Showers are the winters of my discontent (Tim Reid)
  • Tim's Hot & C0ld (Tim Reid)
  • pissing contest (Megan Mercier)
  • to catch a kodak moment (Megan Mercier)
  • on playgrounds across the street from organic bakeries (Megan Mercier)
  • Back home we used to camp a lot. I miss you and Sara. (Caitlin Stainkin)
  • Don't worry, this play will be short (Caitlin Stainkin)
  • Insult. Dance. Repeat. (Caitlin Stainkin)
  • Sham(e) (Phil Ridarelli)
  • Death Play with Kites (Phil Ridarelli)
  • Neo-Hypnotic (Phil Ridarelli)

I want you to think of this as an all-star cast. And I want you to remember the holiday season. And now I want you to think of us as this:



Friday, December 04, 2009

So... The Neo-Futurists got invited to perform at the Midwest FurFest 2009 in Wheeling Illinois. Of course we went! Mary, John, Tim, Kurt, Luke, Caitlin, and Eliza packed up two cars and headed out to the burbs. We documented some of our experience. We heard that the show was recorded, but we do not have that, we just have record of our experience, which was wild!

Best Thesis Projects Ever.

In our Intro to Too Much Light workshop, you spend several weeks learning how to craft a Neo-Futurist play much like you can see almost every weekend in our flagship show. You'll learn a number of different forms of TML play, including the rant, the deconstruction, and the "shortie" or "anti-play," and you'll spend time revising and getting those plays on their feet.

Then at the end of it all, you'll get the opportunity, alongside an ensemble of your fellow students, to perform 20 different such plays in 40 minutes.

This is Trevor Dawkins, a student from our most recent class, performing an original piece titled "Page 45, Lines 4-12" --



Want to learn how to create your own? Classes start up again in January!

In addition, we'll also be teaching two other workshops...



There's our classic Neo-Futurist Performance Workshop, which will show you the basic principles of Neo-Futurism: task-based action, collage, self-expression, and absolute truth on stage.






And a brand-new class in Neo-Futurist Adaptation, designed to teach you how to create a show in the Neo-Futurist style by reinterpreting other works of art and literature. If you
saw and enjoyed such past Neo-Futurist efforts as K, Alice, Windmilled, or A Very Neo-Futurist Christmas Carol, we'll teach you how you can create your own such full-length adapted play.

Space is limited! Sign up soon!

Thursday, December 03, 2009

World Premiere Preview (December 4-6, 2009)

Here we are again...the very last set of world premiere Too Much Light plays for the year. For the next two weekends after this one, we perform our Anniversary Shows, containing a menu of our favorite--and presumably, our best--plays of the year 2009!

Next year will be our 21st year performing this show! 21! We look forward to hanging outside the convenience store and buying beer for all you younger theater companies for a hit off your stash.

A small handful of us will also be at Woolly Mammoth Theatre in Washington DC this December, performing plays from our archives and possibly a few new ones as well. We're planning to send back video and photos, so keep an eye on the blog to see what we look like in our nation's capital.

John, Jessica, Tim, Megan, and Kurt sprint towards the finish line with these seven brand-new plays:
  • The Juggle (Kurt Chiang)
  • Are You Laughing (John Pierson)
  • Rinse Smooch Color Shoe Gay Pride Jazz Square Circumcision (Jessica Anne)
  • generation x: condensed (Megan Mercier)
  • skim (Megan Mercier)
  • Holding Hands in Aztlan (Tim Reid)
  • Bartleby, the Football Player (Tim Reid)
A reminder! This Sunday is YOUR LAST CHANCE to take us up on our 20-year Anniversary offer...come see the show at 1988 prices, for just the roll of a single six-sided die! $1-6 only! LAST CHANCE!

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Found Text

Got this email at my place of work. Thought it would make a good blog play.

"A contractor will be performing the annual prescribed burn of the vegetation surrounding the lagoon on Saturday, November 28, 2009. Campus activity will be at a minimum, and weather conditions look favorable to complete this at that time. If there are any concerns, please contact Facilities Management."