The 30 Queer Plays are...

In case you've been dragging your feet about buying your tickets to the Pride Show (and they're selling out quickly)...here are the 30 plays we'll be performing tonight, tomorrow, and Saturday.

1.  First Person GOP Shooter
2. 30 Second Porn Title Beauty Pageant
3. Kussen Mir
4. 13-year-old Jay Play
5. Too Much Light Kidz Show
6. Note to Self
7. Prop 8 (Repealed)
8. Call For Action: Spend $40 so a kid in Africa can get a pair of shoes & a pamphlet on the rehabilitation of the "GAYS"
9.  Invalid & The Girl
10. You treat it like a circus, I’ll treat you like a clown
11.  Hate Yourself!
12.  FAT MICKEY
13. Singing While Driving
14. A Choral Meditation on Genitals & Aging
15. The Big Gay Half Time Show
16. Kurtain
17. Dutch
18. Return of the Supermoon
19. Hold
20. Wow Bao Beauty
21. Sex Is Gay
22. GRECO-RAMEN
23. couples coupled coupling
24. What Women Want: A Demonstration Brought To You By a Woman
25. Bruises, Blemishes
26. Potentially Devastating Storm Patterns
27. Freaks
28. Steps Of The Courthouse
29. Metaphorplay
30. Find the Dong